The pirate has new friend at school. This is a huge achievement for him. School friends are not something he does well.
It is a boy in his class - I mentioned I didn't know which one he was. I got a description. With hand actions.
pirate - he is the one with the head like this (hands but a big bulge on the top of his head)
me - really??
pirate - and a forehead like this (hands make a ridiculously high forehead)
pirate - but he doesn't have a spoon on it or a spoon mark ( holds a spoon across his forehead)
me - why would he have a spoon mark?
exasperated pirate - I said he didn't have a spoon mark!!
me with new approach - it would be awful if he did have a spoon mark
pirate - yes all the kids would tease him a lot at school.
me - do you know someone with a spoon on their forehead?
Pirate with that mum has lost it look - No
any suggestions on the spoon impregnated forehead?
Oh and definitely patching the puppy - all is not lost!